Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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