Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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