She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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