I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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