? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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