and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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