Christians are straight up FREAKS
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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