Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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