Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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