gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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