Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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