I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
only if we run a train.
done.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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