Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
did you just send me my own nude
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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