Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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