Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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