Can Purell be used as lube?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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