im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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