Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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