Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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