you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Is it penis luge time yet?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
