hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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