I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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