Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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