Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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