its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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