i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Oh god it's open bar.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
