Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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