She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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