i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
it's like iHOP with fire
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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