Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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