Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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