Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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