you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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