It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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