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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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