But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just gargled with NyQuil
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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