We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
there was a trapeze. enough said
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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