At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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