I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Your cock deserves a montage
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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