you would pick up someone in the library
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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