everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
The ass gains better be worth it
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