Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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