How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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