What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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