She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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