i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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