And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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