I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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