i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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