Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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