well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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