Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Boobs speak an international language.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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