She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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