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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My pussy is not your playground.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Randomize
