chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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