Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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