How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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