The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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